A Real Good HYDEing

Shit Shop Shigns

2012-02-16T00:17:00.000Z

Featuring MC Upholstery.

Eh up, Cocker...Eavesie's got 'is own sporting emporium.

Tobias and Me...

Newton bringin tha heat.

Look no further than Droyly for all pigeon corn supplies.

Missing the P...Tommy said.

Misplaced Grandeur

2012-02-16T00:01:00.000Z

Fist Pump

2012-02-04T21:53:00.001Z

Strangeways Volume 1 promo from Edd209 on Vimeo.

Straight up raw shit here boys!

Mmmm...portfolio...mmm...lookbook...suggestions...??

2012-01-30T23:31:00.001Z

Tonal Range.

Neglected Britain (or America!! LOLZ).

Rule of thirds.

The grain really helps create atmosphere.

Car Boot-ylicious

2012-01-30T23:00:00.000Z

Will you take a quid for the leather pants and blue string vest?

Crimewatch: Reopened

2012-01-19T20:51:00.000Z

Last Sighting.

Can you help? This is the last clear sighting that we have of Tommy's much cherished Impalle. Shortly after this photo was taken the bike was abducted from a near by alley way, never to be seen again. This isn't the first time it has suffered an attack upon its person - the last time, late at night in city centre Manchester, the Impalle was found shortly after badly beaten in bushes next to Tib Street NCP. Police are keen to speak to anyone who may have information in connection with the city centre attack.

Better Days.

Superintendent Coram who is leading the investigation had this to say " If you were in the bushes or the alley way on those days you either saw something or were up to something. We'd like to speak to you either way!"

This was a horrific and seemingly motiveless crime. Can you help solve it?

Great Minds...

2012-01-19T20:04:00.000Z

Living on a Prayer

Click, scroll up just don't park.

Age Concern

2012-01-17T23:39:00.000Z

Total Tanks

2012-01-17T23:24:00.000Z

Sam Waller 2011 Retrospective

2011-12-25T23:00:00.000Z

Industry and innovation. Sam's riding and Trafford Park fit like a glove...make that iron fist!

It's ridics to think that this time last year Sam was struggling to wallride. Expect big things in 2012 if the last year is anything to go by!

Big things for 2012? Curved ice to grass plant anyone? Just the tip of the iceberg, guys...

On the Buses

2011-12-25T22:38:00.000Z

Shaun Goater.

Jers Bond 2?

2011-12-13T22:59:00.002Z

CULTCREW/tommy gunn02 from Cult Crew on Vimeo.

Named and Shamed

2011-12-06T23:21:00.000Z

Mislaid Memories

2011-12-06T23:09:00.000Z

Cathleen couldn't contain her excitement when husband Steve gave her that longed-after fleece.

Top bunk chills. Mr double thumbs-up is outdone by the horn brothers.

Pre-photgraphy photograph. An etching most probably.

Back of the bus boyz dem. Those seats look a pleasure and a nice touch that they match the roof too.

Mint.

2011-12-04T19:30:00.003Z

Joe in London from Snake Eyes Films. on Vimeo.

Rolling. No gay-long-lens-down-the-road-art-flare-zoom-out-shit.

Continental Drift

2011-10-09T22:30:00.000+01:00

Ever been?

2011-10-02T21:35:00.000+01:00

Who me? No, never...really, I haven't.

BlackPoo

2011-09-25T22:17:00.000+01:00

Wet, windy and run-down...business as usual then.

A rather abrupt adaptation of Noel's smash hit, Channel 4 quiz.

Cock-nosed spy glasses?

Yep, Scotties got it!

After a very successful morning session at Manumission (minimal messiness, guys!), its nice to see Barney has taken the club plunge in the UK's Las Vegas.

Barney's first night nerves were soon put to bed (the only things that were! LOL) when sToCkY sTyLaZ dance crew got floor rocking.

Midday and the place is still rocking. Phew!

Nice smoking area too!

Sines Spilt Rong

2011-09-18T22:28:00.000+01:00

Stunt Steez

2011-09-18T22:00:00.000+01:00

Tommy Gore ditches the fags and booze to Ben Klock some footage. The promises of Barca wave whips never materialised however...

Drum sessions put on hold and Sean slides his stock around a silky swimmer.

Barspin attempt...must do better.

Rail chillz. Look out for The Bakery pre-Heaton with 4Downs Andy Clarky.

Barca street vert.

Tucked away in this grainy mess is a pig-approved, Sam Waller wall slash.

Mafioso Madness

2011-09-18T21:01:00.001+01:00

Booze Britain

2011-09-04T00:37:00.000+01:00

7.30PM. We catch up with the lads at the start of the night at a local curry house. Many Brits will go for a curry at some point during a heavy night of drinking in the hope that it will reduce the effects of alcohol.

11.30PM. Alcohol levels in the group are already way above the national recommended average and it looks as though a couple of the lads are already struggling to stay on their feet.

12.15AM. The emergency services respond to around 15,000 alcohol related incidents around the UK every Friday and Saturday night. After 12 pints, 3 Jaegerbombs and a pitcher of rum, Josh is not responding well to another reveller hogging the limelight on the dancefloor.

2.45AM. Despite drinking continuously for almost 8 hours the group show no signs of slowing down and its back to Sean's for a karaoke session. Lets just hope this keeps them out of any trouble.

Burns Baby Burns

2011-09-04T00:05:00.000+01:00

"Aww fuck, man...Jonesy's fucked off wit lock up keys an foreman thinks its me! Meant be goin fuckin gym later..."

"Nice Timberlands, GOIK!"

Germanic Gems

2011-09-03T23:52:00.003+01:00

Bling culture.

Skatepark politics.

No bullshit here, straight up crank azza shizzum.

Stoked on being pumped.

Humped is being jumped.

Grab Your Coat, Love

2011-08-12T00:09:00.000+01:00

Digital Deluge

2011-08-11T23:27:00.000+01:00

Sweet gyro, man.

Mental Oriental!

Barney. Pre-retirement TV panny.

Burka bonk.

Wall splat.

Hulme hippy hop.

Big V - Double P.

Photo Techniques: Creative Angles

2011-08-10T10:13:00.000+01:00

Following on from the success of my last tutorial (no comments but i knew you guys were taking it on board!), i decided to strike while the kettles black with another one. This time its all about getting those angles which bring out the best from your subjects and really can enhance that ever-expanding portfolio. Hmmm...yaaarrrr........

Encourage your subject to take risks, they may not always pay off but when they do...

It isn't just your subject that has to take risks - that means no more stock angles. Get involved chaps!

Next week we'll be organising your client portfolio so start digging out those African safari snaps.

Gnarly Action

2011-08-01T23:07:00.000+01:00

Berlin Liberals

2011-08-01T22:59:00.000+01:00

"Why have you got your rollerskates in the bottom of the pram, dear?" "Erm...."

Honestly....

Photo Techniques: Candids

2011-08-01T22:46:00.000+01:00

As followers of this blog and others such as Sam's Wino Celler will know, there has been a dramatic rise in the number of photographers actively searching out the gritty realism of society (I refer to it as Gritty Social Realism) in their project work. This trend, originally made famous by Yo!Leewilliams and the lesser known Terry Richardson, relies heavily upon the Yashica T5 and the other members of its super-scoped family.

It is, however, not without its drawbacks as I hope to demonstrate:

That's right guys - the dreaded thumb. Capturing the moment is crucial but never sacrifice technique.

Keep up the good work, guys.

Sign Language

2011-07-16T19:37:00.001+01:00

Come have rummage.

Moniroring?

Draw Law

2011-07-16T19:33:00.001+01:00

Keep of the grass.

Fuck the law, smoke the draw. You show 'em Bob.

Phallus Photos

2011-06-26T14:47:00.000+01:00

Behind the Scenes: 4Down Shoot

2011-06-06T23:15:00.000+01:00

With his foot firmly on the property ladder, Andy 'Clarky' Clarke set about getting a few other things in his life put straight. First up, 4Down team page photo shoot. I met up with Clarky and the session (we're talkin AM here, guys) was already in full flow - Iron Morris on his debut directorial duty and George Marshall taking care of livefeed colourisation.

Stocky brewery, Stocky pub and a classic Stocky Bones manuever. Nice hues George.

Euro/Dig/Moto/Union/Stylee rail.

Mozza wanted an extra angle to be on the safe side. Lookout for this photo being used in the A*&%$BikeCo press release for Clarke signature Beanie hat.

Deadline met and Mozza can now relax and share a well earnt joke with the rest of us. Just waiting for Deano Hearno and then we're off to the Crypt for a night of AC/DC inspired messiness. Peace x x

Tamo Tonks

2011-06-06T22:45:00.000+01:00

Ladies, if you can't handle the beef get outta the butchers.

Sam Waller Easy Jazz Cafe Influence

2011-05-24T14:56:00.000+01:00

Let me be your Fanta-sy.

Vinegar Stroke.

Stocky Street Vibez

2011-05-24T14:31:00.000+01:00

Those bad-boy rockafellaz over in Berlinplatzhaus still be reppin dem lessies. Man dem Stocky showed krautz ow us chill. Innit!

Tameside Backing

2011-03-31T23:32:00.001+01:00

Look guys, and Money Mike this includes you, there is room on the blog scene for more than just A Good Hydeing and the new blogs should be supported. Your loyalty is appreciated but the anger could be chanelled into something much more productive and positive. If not then I fear we are all just fuel for the hate game.
Open minds means positive times.

Peace.
Cleggy xxx

Ebay Kilns

2011-03-31T22:59:00.000+01:00

Just a few gems from the home of online autions. Don't do it guys...or at least go headless.

Ideal for a re-enactment.

Nose piercing not included.

Fuck off.

Embarrassing Bodies' Dr Christian Jessen chilling out after a busy day of scabby fannies and
warted cocks.

Action man's blonde brother had a bit of downtime between postings.

Berlin Fashion Haus

2011-03-22T23:54:00.001Z

Clarky, Sean and I took a trip over to Berlin late in 2010 to seek check out street level vibez in one of Europe's funkiest cities - schon!

Bomber jacket-bumbag-tonks-big dick is still a pretty hot look on the East of The Wall.

Clarky with his own take on the Vlad-Meat look. A bandana juxtaposes the look of the East with classic Americana styles. So Cold War.

Clarky, obviously impressed with this hot find - very, very hot right now this look.

Got back on British soil and decided I needed one, although not quite maverick enough to wear it open with a red cap.

Bloggers Backlash

2011-03-22T22:34:00.000Z

Sam's Wine Celler manages to keep upbeat despite not being invited to Ardwick Race Relations' first annual meeting. Those Jews are always left out.

A New Venture

2011-03-07T23:09:00.004Z

Headmoshing ain't the only thing i've been up to. Having served my time under the expert tuition of FRIENDZ of Rusholme Barbers, i decided to go it alone. Based just a stones throw from Ashton Ikea, Gary's Barbers is a must for anyone who strives for attention to detail in their haircut.

Specialising in Nike Ticks, Rat-tail braiding and go-faster stripes - this is Tameside's premier head stylist.

Too Much Rockin' and Not Enough Bloggin'

2011-03-07T23:00:00.002Z

Sorry guys, it has been far too long! I'm sure you'll forgive me once you run your eyes over October's line up at The Soundhouse. Unbelievable times man - October in Bolton will, seriously, never be the same. Red Hot Chilli Peppers? More like frickin REALLY HOT!

Long Dong Silver

2011-02-27T21:29:00.003Z

Monsters of Cock Vol. 4 featuring; Mike Meat, Pole Position, Neil Kneebrusher and Tameside's very own, Gareth Hung.

Life Drawing?

Barcelona Death Wall

2011-02-27T21:13:00.002Z

I like carves. I love aggressive carves! Sam Waller putting pedal to the metal, catalan style.

Hmmm...secret bike handling skill centre. Spanish Death Walls ain't no biggie when Waller's cruising through Ulverston Discombobulators every time he heads home. Cheat.

Jew Tour Prelims - MCR

2010-08-04T15:51:00.006+01:00

1ST PLACE
Harry Main

2ND PLACE
Ryan Nyquist

3RD PLACE
Gary Young

4TH PLACE
Rob Darden

Barca-ttack

2010-08-04T15:29:00.004+01:00

Clearly influenced buy Rueban A-la-carte, Euro Squad fully embraced the splat-wallride vibe whilst on vacation. Here's Clarky's attempt - ooof!

His many years of experience on Bones' quarter-to-quarter death ride meant Tommy was able to handle this urban version with ease. No one attempted to Holmes brother's infamous under/over though.

The Murray brothers (pre-wheelchair) take time out from the NBL practice to choo-choo some pannies.

Young JEavesy

2010-08-04T15:20:00.006+01:00

When not dishing out heavy beatdowns on those who don't comply, Josh also finds time to throw some pretty urban shapes. Killer Kamo Kredentials!

A fitting tribute to one of WWF's forgotten heroes - Doink the Clown.

Me Gusta Los Horns

2010-07-14T21:47:00.004+01:00

Talk to the Horn 'cos the face is moshing!

Sean decided to give Barca a miss so he could catch Airbourne rock out Jilly's Main Room. Silly boy, if he'd checked his tour dates he could of watched them with us in Barca.

Last night dinner at Hard Rock Cafe and can't hold back any longer. Must've caught a glimpse of Kim Thayil of Soundgarden's mounted axe. Heeeeyaaahhh!

Catalan Cock Crew

2010-07-14T21:38:00.004+01:00

Surprisingly, this wasn't the only naked man we saw whilst sat in this spot...and he certainly wasn't the biggest either.

Still worth a team shot though. Sam not quite as comfortable with him as Clarky you'll notice.

Euro Squad: In Our Own Words

2010-06-13T19:12:00.002+01:00

A sure-fire bestseller from Faber & Faber, In Our Own Words seeks to explain Euro Squad's meteoric rise to BMX fame and their just as sudden fall from grace. Featuring interviews with all the original members and an introduction by Higher Poynton's John Hall, the book seeks to provide complete closure on the split of one BMX's most notorious gangs.

Clarke Capturer/Captioner

2010-06-13T19:09:00.000+01:00

Skinny Dan Hunt curling one out in Poyntons toilet back in April 09.

Not Long To Go Now

2010-06-06T19:47:00.004+01:00

World Cup my arse!

Ting Tang WALLER WALLER Bing Bang

2010-06-06T19:24:00.005+01:00

Sam sent me this pic from when a few of the Rockstar guys turned up at Platts' for a brief session before heading over to the LG Action and Urbanity Festival at The Urbis. Think this is Rampworx local Sam 'the helmet' Ward. Regardless, its horns from me!

Headless oppo-panno attack from some daft cunt.

Still struggling with the pans Loz? Its in the hip twist. And yes Barry, he does need some airs.

Tree boost jammin' salmon at dusk...it can only be that same daft cunt as before.

Longsight Pitt Bull Crew

2010-06-03T23:03:00.005+01:00

It's Warm. It's Wednesday. Where better than Longsight Library!

Give it some Sam. Dirt Brothers steez ya! Get me doing one.

Little early that one. Try again.

Nice capture, i'm really boning it dude.

After all that i'm a tad peckish, fancy a snackdown?

Good choice Sam. Beats Street Spice every time.

Salfordian Slider

2010-06-03T22:37:00.005+01:00

Lurkin on the edge of Broughton a few of the lads were surprised to see Steve Cram topping up the fitness levels after a heavy Bank Holiday boozer. I'd still fancy Gebrselassie any day though, Steve.

Clarky had seen enough and Pat Juliff'd the dub set for a laaarf.

Only kidding, Clarky was just warming up for this super slippy slider. I'd also like to congratulate him on hooking up with Alien Nation. This dude deserves it.

Hard to tell if Sam is giving Clarke's rail a thumbs up or down. Hobbit thumbs.

Tell It How It Is

2010-06-03T22:32:00.003+01:00

You first.

Yeah fuck the lot of 'em! That includes you NCP.

Readers Horns Pt1

2010-05-31T22:45:00.006+01:00

We love the horns and here is your chance to show us that you do too!

First up is Michael Gidgeybrand of Irlam who spotted these bus stop horns whilst halfway through his walk of shame. Bloody blokes love bloody booze! Don't they?

Back when Poynton's Andy Barton used to opererate as Manchester's premier pissed-up-antics-capturer he was often flashed either titty or horns. Here's a big-headed baby horning off.

Same night, different bunch off piss cans. Horned out of their mind.

Chief town lurk spot also plays host to other lurk groups, namely the Town Hall Taxi Klan. 'Tariq the Taxi' captures these two tourists in a snap they'll never forget. Cheers Tariq, keep them coming.

Gore Bike Check

2010-05-27T22:23:00.004+01:00

Tommy was so chuffed about his new set-up he even borrowed a shirt from Noel Edmonds for the photo. So, who's the banker then?

DJ Togo was SEARCHING for the perfect soundtrack for the photoshoot. Little did he know what was going down in the yard below...

First, Cheeky blighter Home Malone shows us one gargantuan tyre. Does it rub?

Up next is the seat and more specifically the poor angle of it. Stock horns for a stock angle me thinks.

Where's Rourkey?

2010-05-27T22:03:00.004+01:00

I know where i'll be next Wednesday. Watching "the Manc-union of rock star bassists playing their first hometown gig". Although if it's bass related names they wanted...

Bass in the place
Bassically Bass
Bass of Spades
Bass busters
Bass face
Homebass
Quad-bass
Big big bass
Rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble (thanks warren)
Bassed out
Outer bass
Lost in bass
Big black bass-tard

To name but a few. But Freebass? Come on guys!

They're On To Us

2010-05-19T00:03:00.004+01:00

The BBC haven't missed a trick when it comes to Horn-mania and are keen to advise to panic-stricken public all about it. Remember guys, you saw it here first.

"'Egregious overuse and inappropriate use' of throwing the horns" - Who, us?

Where The Pan Began...

2010-05-16T19:13:00.006+01:00

A bitter night in early 09. Get your fookin pans oooot!!!

Up first its Stocky's Andy Clarke and he certainly does enough to win over Fred Durst on the judges panel. Tweak control.

Wirral transplant yoleewilliams! reminds us all why he's had 3 photos in assorted BMX media publications over the years. Let's make it 4!

Take your headphones out and listen spazzer! It's table-time not tuck-hour.

Not you as well Loz? Jesus guys can we please just try and get it right once!

Cowlick Kid

2010-05-16T19:07:00.002+01:00

John the Feebz before he tried styling an indie barnet and started stealing girl's knickers. Soiled knickers.

i-Kiln

2010-05-13T23:27:00.003+01:00

Granny Hands snaps Granny Jumper.

Bad Brighton Bummer

2010-05-13T23:16:00.004+01:00

Yoleewilliams! with the Eye of the Tiger. Too little, too late i'm afraid for his lacklustre BMX career. But wait...

Wowzers, wank that badboy! A sign of life in one of Manny's grimmest locations. Sweet pop...now where's Noble?

Salt Lake Mosh

2010-05-12T16:09:00.003+01:00

Loz claims not to be too bothered by BMX but we all know he has a soft spot for everyone's favourite BMX funnyman, Matt Beringer. Where's the horse head? Mega rofl lolz!!!

Slightly Banked Bonk

2010-05-04T22:55:00.005+01:00

Despite a six storey roof drop to slant, Gaz's wig still didn't budge an inch.

Clarky falls short on the Really Ruben Wallride. Pollo Loco! Muy Muy.

Back in Black! Waller with a high voltage turbo(negro) rock boost. Nice shorts, Krankie!

Sam, your boost Shook Me All Night Long. Much hornage.

Like The Good Old Days

2010-05-04T22:50:00.002+01:00

Last week we brought you the release of Sean Kingston's new album along with his new toned look. Well, here's how he did it.

clarke-snipe-pocket-didge-skill-snaps

2010-04-25T21:29:00.007+01:00

Gore rips this concrete gem a new mother-frickin asshole. Dope Man!

Lady Gazza rushes in to sew the gaping rectum right back up. Nearly as dope man!

Bunnyhops disguised as airs are the order of the day for Larry T. Where's your head at?

Group stop and stare at B-Dizzle's air. The more you horn the higher he goes!

'Togo Team Bus Attack' getting in a few practice airs before flying out to HB Headquarters for his eagerly anticipated air-off duel with K-Rob. The Condor judging, can't wait.

Look Who's Back!

2010-04-25T21:06:00.002+01:00

New album, new image but same old Kingston, guy.

Oooh 'Ello

2010-04-22T22:41:00.001+01:00

Mudguard Mulisha

2010-04-22T22:33:00.002+01:00

Spotted The Clarke's vespa locked up outside the Apollo (Motorhead again?) last night and couldn't resist a snap of his custom piss-flap. Nice work.

Manchester Fashion Network

2010-04-22T22:23:00.002+01:00

Gidge popped by St Anns the other night on his way to catch Voodoo Glow Skulls on the Warped Tour (hear they rocked, Gidge?). Tommy was a bit annoyed as he and his white jeans had no one to go to the Euro discotheque with.

Mike And The Kwik-Fit Fitters

2010-04-16T22:29:00.004+01:00

Almost forgot to mention that amid all the jumpbox choas at Wakefield last Saturday, Paul Carrack (of Mike and the Mechanics fame) was seen getting his lurk on. Asked what he thought of current BMX gayness he replied "How long has this been going on?". Too long, Paul.

All Moshed Out

2010-04-14T23:24:00.003+01:00

Just been to see Sean and as you can gather he's pretty cut up about it.

Wake Up And Leave

2010-04-14T16:53:00.005+01:00

Away day to Wakey Stunt Arena last Saturday. Fun was had, somehow.

Shorts n shins getting ready to go big then go home.

Wowzers! No messing from DJ Tits Out. Clarky throws some appreciative horns

Not to be outdone, Venezuelan born Danny Dhers flew in for some Dew Tour prelim action. Group horns this time.

Gore-nna Rip Yer Head Off

2010-04-09T23:42:00.002+01:00

"Smother me in your massive upper body" is a request Tommy often gets from the ladies of South's saturday night disco.

Rusholme Ruffians

2010-04-09T23:19:00.005+01:00

Keep up Josh! What is he even filming anyway? Kit-Cars?

Having had enough of filming nothing, he has a breather whilst Leo's Fish Bar shifts his considerable mass around some sign or other.

Hanky Pan-ky

2010-04-06T23:24:00.003+01:00

Thoughts of 'doing a Yeagle' before dropping in were quickly dashed after seeing the photo. Less Brian, more Billy (Dexter).

Minimalist Macc Man

2010-04-06T23:11:00.005+01:00

Barney adopts the same approach to his air time as he does his music taste - MINIMAL. The most Noble-esque caption yet, YET!

Bacup Coconutters

2010-04-02T22:59:00.003+01:00

Burnley away day tomorrow, hope we don't bump into this Firm on the way. Even Danny Dyer didn't have to balls to meet them.

Macc the Knife

2010-04-02T16:36:00.005+01:00

Hangover Tommy? Peperami should sort it.

John Hall's brother, Paul, met us down there and did a few vander-rolls.

The fisheye lens is lost on Sam who tries to squeeze into this snap. Silly boy!

Horn If You're Honky

2010-03-31T22:55:00.004+01:00

JEaves is too street for the horn but there is a saboteur on hand to appease the Devil. Phew!

Internet Explorer Sam throws brandishes the horns regularly and Sunday was no different. Fuck Bush!

Oh my! It is worse than we thought. Something sinister is in our midst, prepare for an encounter with Hell and all it has to offer. Be brave and strong in spirit children.

Clarky Helmet-Cam

2010-03-30T22:52:00.010+01:00

Taking a rest from his usual duties at the top of this blog, Dr Death treated Clarky to a few Christopher Dean-esque pirouettes. What about us...Shipman?

Meanwhile...Garry was also dicing with death with this rigor mortis kickout.

Kiwi Frooot was sessioning the park with the vigour only an ex-Nirvana drummer could possibly muster.

Ramp deck crew celebrate John's new helmet purchase.

Really?

2010-03-30T22:35:00.003+01:00

Who would've guessed?

Manchester Fashion Network

2010-03-28T22:09:00.004+01:00

Classic lines from Leo, taking the traditional steelworker white tee and blue jeans aesthetic and introducing a modern twist with headphones. The Andy Bell look of 1987 is so in vogue right now.
A more tech approach from our next model, Sam. Not content with the camouflage overcoat he adds the bag too. Remember guys, coordinated add-ons are a must for Summer 2010.

STEEZ

2010-03-25T23:37:00.004Z

We can't all be liquid gold on two wheels. Join me.
Boneing the 'pick beyond all recognition, Clarky would be well advised to dismount sooner rather than later. Also note Tommy's blue-jumper-JVC steez...use the hand-strap next time dad!
A mixture of nerves and the dark and Loz is captured in an 'on all fours' position as he attempts to drag his stocky frame over the pole in question.

Spare us a thought.

Interview

2010-03-25T22:52:00.004Z

By Him.
With Her.
Here.

Beggar Buggered

2010-03-23T23:08:00.003Z

He and I both knew it was a lie. Evening after evening it'd be the same, "i've not got any change, sorry". My fix interrupted as a result of his fix. Well, those days are over and I can now pop into Tesco for my Lucozade and Galaxy hassle free. Justice!
Laurence Callaghan

Bin Diver

2010-03-22T22:51:00.002Z

Four Sponsor's is back from his six week voyage of self-discovery and self-harm in Vietnam. Heading to a car-park near you!

Get Your Pans Oooot!

2010-03-22T22:33:00.007Z

Maccistan stunt park played host to HYDE's first pan-off of the year and boy did we get off to a bang. Join us for the next one and bring some panny steez guy.
First to lay it down was B-Doggy Dog. Textbook Inners, 7/10.
Onto The Clarke, who surpasses himself with a Fox-esque checker pancake, 8/10.
Last and definitely least, Tommy "I used to do them mint" Gore. Much work needed here mucker, 3/10.

Flamin' Hell Matt!

2010-03-21T00:12:00.003Z

MC was out celebrating his 30th the other night. Mid-life crisis is upon him already if this pyromanic number is anything to go by!

Sean lent him his beanie to complete the look. Pyro vibez.

Any plans for the weekend?

2010-03-18T22:37:00.007Z

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1200751_edl_demo_to_go_ahead_in_bolton

After their skirmish last week I think we know where Tommy and Gidge will be on Saturday. If they say they went to 42's then don't believe them!

These Monkees Gone To Heaven

2010-03-17T23:28:00.010Z

Anyone seen these doooods? They were once prolific potterers(erers-erers?).

The last we heard from Adam was that he had traded in his BMX and used the money to fund his new scrap metal business - Steel and Stuff. What sets Steel and Stuff apart however is that it is a barge operated company in which customers line the regions canals with their scrap metal for Adam to collect. A radical departure from the usual Transit van approach used by most other scrap metallers.

Another Alty cohort Big Pete Lownsie is said to be living the life he has always wanted. Having made contacts on the Timperley drag scene, Pete is now posing under the moniker 'Petula Petal Tits' and wishing he'd done it years earlier.

As for Martin, who knows? There have been sightings of him and his boys in 'shirt n shoes' stumbling out of Opus in The Printworks and also mixing with the hooligan element of Stockport County fans.

Any information on all 3 of these would be greatly appreciated.

Brighton Ain't Ready

2010-03-16T22:31:00.004Z

With his 35th birthday looming Leroy decided to relocate and give his fledgling BMX career one last shot in that stunt cosmos that is Brighton. Hooking up with Black Lace(y) and the boys it appears to be going well.

Front cover of BMX Rider already in the bag...

Although looking back at this pic he may well be heading to Britain's homo-haven for reasons other than BMX. How is Andy Bell by the way?

Crimewatch

2010-03-15T22:45:00.006Z

For those who didn't know Gidge and Tommy were the victims of an unprovoked attack in Manchester city centre not so long ago. After spreading the word throughout the criminal underworld I think i've found culprits...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8559404.stm

Scouse in the House

2010-03-14T19:49:00.000Z

Spirits were revived after the half-time Nando's and the team looked an altogether different prospect in the second half. Straight from the off lads...

Look at that bike! It really isn't worth it Sam.

He goes for it anyway and...woah! Steady on Captain are those feet clipped in?

A much better effort here and notice the speed. The white George D?

Fix Skin

2010-03-14T13:31:00.000Z

A day with limits! from Writ of Outlawry on Vimeo.

Dynamic stuff guys!

Round Here

2010-03-14T00:41:00.000Z

Round where? Round here? I hope not.

Emilio J Cosmen

2010-03-13T12:37:00.000Z

134,473 views...of which 134,470 are mine! Almost better than the real thing. Almost.