JEaves is too street for the horn but there is a saboteur on hand to appease the Devil. Phew!
Internet Explorer Sam throws brandishes the horns regularly and Sunday was no different. Fuck Bush!
Oh my! It is worse than we thought. Something sinister is in our midst, prepare for an encounter with Hell and all it has to offer. Be brave and strong in spirit children.
Taking a rest from his usual duties at the top of this blog, Dr Death treated Clarky to a few Christopher Dean-esque pirouettes. What about us...Shipman?
Meanwhile...Garry was also dicing with death with this rigor mortis kickout.
Kiwi Frooot was sessioning the park with the vigour only an ex-Nirvana drummer could possibly muster. 
Ramp deck crew celebrate John's new helmet purchase.
Classic lines from Leo, taking the traditional steelworker white tee and blue jeans aesthetic and introducing a modern twist with headphones. The Andy Bell look of 1987 is so in vogue right now.
A more tech approach from our next model, Sam. Not content with the camouflage overcoat he adds the bag too. Remember guys, coordinated add-ons are a must for Summer 2010.
Boneing the 'pick beyond all recognition, Clarky would be well advised to dismount sooner rather than later. Also note Tommy's blue-jumper-JVC steez...use the hand-strap next time dad!
A mixture of nerves and the dark and Loz is captured in an 'on all fours' position as he attempts to drag his stocky frame over the pole in question.
Laurence Callaghan
Four Sponsor's is back from his six week voyage of self-discovery and self-harm in Vietnam. Heading to a car-park near you!
First to lay it down was B-Doggy Dog. Textbook Inners, 7/10.
Onto The Clarke, who surpasses himself with a Fox-esque checker pancake, 8/10.
Last and definitely least, Tommy "I used to do them mint" Gore. Much work needed here mucker, 3/10.
The last we heard from Adam was that he had traded in his BMX and used the money to fund his new scrap metal business - Steel and Stuff. What sets Steel and Stuff apart however is that it is a barge operated company in which customers line the regions canals with their scrap metal for Adam to collect. A radical departure from the usual Transit van approach used by most other scrap metallers.
Another Alty cohort Big Pete Lownsie is said to be living the life he has always wanted. Having made contacts on the Timperley drag scene, Pete is now posing under the moniker 'Petula Petal Tits' and wishing he'd done it years earlier.
As for Martin, who knows? There have been sightings of him and his boys in 'shirt n shoes' stumbling out of Opus in The Printworks and also mixing with the hooligan element of Stockport County fans.
