Tuesday, 24 May 2011

Sam Waller Easy Jazz Cafe Influence

 Let me be your Fanta-sy.

Vinegar Stroke.

Stocky Street Vibez

Those bad-boy rockafellaz over in Berlinplatzhaus still be reppin dem lessies. Man dem Stocky showed krautz ow us chill. Innit! 

Thursday, 31 March 2011

Tameside Backing


Look guys, and Money Mike this includes you, there is room on the blog scene for more than just A Good Hydeing and the new blogs should be supported. Your loyalty is appreciated but the anger could be chanelled into something much more productive and positive. If not then I fear we are all just fuel for the hate game.
Open minds means positive times.

Peace.
Cleggy xxx

Ebay Kilns

Just a few gems from the home of online autions. Don't do it guys...or at least go headless. 

Ideal for a re-enactment.
 
 Nose piercing not included.
 
Fuck off.
 
 Embarrassing Bodies' Dr Christian Jessen chilling out after a busy day of scabby fannies and
 warted cocks.

Action man's blonde brother had a bit of downtime between postings.

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

Berlin Fashion Haus

Clarky, Sean and I took a trip over to Berlin late in 2010 to seek check out street level vibez in one of Europe's funkiest cities - schon!

 Bomber jacket-bumbag-tonks-big dick is still a pretty hot look on the East of The Wall.

Clarky with his own take on the Vlad-Meat look. A bandana juxtaposes the look of the East with classic Americana styles. So Cold War.

 Clarky, obviously impressed with this hot find - very, very hot right now this look.

Got back on British soil and decided I needed one, although not quite maverick enough to wear it open with a red cap.

Bloggers Backlash

Sam's Wine Celler manages to keep upbeat despite not being invited to Ardwick Race Relations' first annual meeting. Those Jews are always left out.

Monday, 7 March 2011

A New Venture


Headmoshing ain't the only thing i've been up to. Having served my time under the expert tuition of FRIENDZ of Rusholme Barbers, i decided to go it alone. Based just a stones throw from Ashton Ikea, Gary's Barbers is a must for anyone who strives for attention to detail in their haircut.

Specialising in Nike Ticks, Rat-tail braiding and go-faster stripes - this is Tameside's premier head stylist.

Too Much Rockin' and Not Enough Bloggin'


Sorry guys, it has been far too long! I'm sure you'll forgive me once you run your eyes over October's line up at The Soundhouse. Unbelievable times man - October in Bolton will, seriously, never be the same. Red Hot Chilli Peppers? More like frickin REALLY HOT!

Sunday, 27 February 2011

Long Dong Silver


Monsters of Cock Vol. 4 featuring; Mike Meat, Pole Position, Neil Kneebrusher and Tameside's very own, Gareth Hung.



Life Drawing?

Barcelona Death Wall


I like carves. I love aggressive carves! Sam Waller putting pedal to the metal, catalan style.


Hmmm...secret bike handling skill centre. Spanish Death Walls ain't no biggie when Waller's cruising through Ulverston Discombobulators every time he heads home. Cheat.

Wednesday, 4 August 2010

Jew Tour Prelims - MCR

1ST PLACE
Harry Main


2ND PLACE
Ryan Nyquist


3RD PLACE
Gary Young


4TH PLACE
Rob Darden

Barca-ttack

Clearly influenced buy Rueban A-la-carte, Euro Squad fully embraced the splat-wallride vibe whilst on vacation. Here's Clarky's attempt - ooof!

His many years of experience on Bones' quarter-to-quarter death ride meant Tommy was able to handle this urban version with ease. No one attempted to Holmes brother's infamous under/over though.

The Murray brothers (pre-wheelchair) take time out from the NBL practice to choo-choo some pannies.

Young JEavesy

When not dishing out heavy beatdowns on those who don't comply, Josh also finds time to throw some pretty urban shapes. Killer Kamo Kredentials!

A fitting tribute to one of WWF's forgotten heroes - Doink the Clown.

Wednesday, 14 July 2010

Me Gusta Los Horns

Talk to the Horn 'cos the face is moshing!

Sean decided to give Barca a miss so he could catch Airbourne rock out Jilly's Main Room. Silly boy, if he'd checked his tour dates he could of watched them with us in Barca.

Last night dinner at Hard Rock Cafe and can't hold back any longer. Must've caught a glimpse of Kim Thayil of Soundgarden's mounted axe. Heeeeyaaahhh!

Catalan Cock Crew

Surprisingly, this wasn't the only naked man we saw whilst sat in this spot...and he certainly wasn't the biggest either.

Still worth a team shot though. Sam not quite as comfortable with him as Clarky you'll notice.

Sunday, 13 June 2010

Euro Squad: In Our Own Words

A sure-fire bestseller from Faber & Faber, In Our Own Words seeks to explain Euro Squad's meteoric rise to BMX fame and their just as sudden fall from grace. Featuring interviews with all the original members and an introduction by Higher Poynton's John Hall, the book seeks to provide complete closure on the split of one BMX's most notorious gangs.

Clarke Capturer/Captioner

Skinny Dan Hunt curling one out in Poyntons toilet back in April 09.

Sunday, 6 June 2010

Not Long To Go Now

World Cup my arse!

Ting Tang WALLER WALLER Bing Bang

Sam sent me this pic from when a few of the Rockstar guys turned up at Platts' for a brief session before heading over to the LG Action and Urbanity Festival at The Urbis. Think this is Rampworx local Sam 'the helmet' Ward. Regardless, its horns from me!

Headless oppo-panno attack from some daft cunt.

Still struggling with the pans Loz? Its in the hip twist. And yes Barry, he does need some airs.

Tree boost jammin' salmon at dusk...it can only be that same daft cunt as before.

Thursday, 3 June 2010

Longsight Pitt Bull Crew

It's Warm. It's Wednesday. Where better than Longsight Library!

Give it some Sam. Dirt Brothers steez ya! Get me doing one.


Little early that one. Try again.


Nice capture, i'm really boning it dude.

After all that i'm a tad peckish, fancy a snackdown?


Good choice Sam. Beats Street Spice every time.

Salfordian Slider

Lurkin on the edge of Broughton a few of the lads were surprised to see Steve Cram topping up the fitness levels after a heavy Bank Holiday boozer. I'd still fancy Gebrselassie any day though, Steve.


Clarky had seen enough and Pat Juliff'd the dub set for a laaarf.


Only kidding, Clarky was just warming up for this super slippy slider. I'd also like to congratulate him on hooking up with Alien Nation. This dude deserves it.


Hard to tell if Sam is giving Clarke's rail a thumbs up or down. Hobbit thumbs.

Tell It How It Is

You first.

Yeah fuck the lot of 'em! That includes you NCP.