Readers Horns Pt1

We love the horns and here is your chance to show us that you do too!

First up is Michael Gidgeybrand of Irlam who spotted these bus stop horns whilst halfway through his walk of shame. Bloody blokes love bloody booze! Don't they?

Back when Poynton's Andy Barton used to opererate as Manchester's premier pissed-up-antics-capturer he was often flashed either titty or horns. Here's a big-headed baby horning off.

Same night, different bunch off piss cans. Horned out of their mind.

Chief town lurk spot also plays host to other lurk groups, namely the Town Hall Taxi Klan. 'Tariq the Taxi' captures these two tourists in a snap they'll never forget. Cheers Tariq, keep them coming.

Gore Bike Check

Tommy was so chuffed about his new set-up he even borrowed a shirt from Noel Edmonds for the photo. So, who's the banker then?


DJ Togo was SEARCHING for the perfect soundtrack for the photoshoot. Little did he know what was going down in the yard below...


First, Cheeky blighter Home Malone shows us one gargantuan tyre. Does it rub?


Up next is the seat and more specifically the poor angle of it. Stock horns for a stock angle me thinks.

Where's Rourkey?

I know where i'll be next Wednesday. Watching "the Manc-union of rock star bassists playing their first hometown gig". Although if it's bass related names they wanted...

Bass in the place
Bassically Bass
Bass of Spades
Bass busters
Bass face
Homebass
Quad-bass
Big big bass
Rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble (thanks warren)
Bassed out
Outer bass
Lost in bass
Big black bass-tard

To name but a few. But Freebass? Come on guys!

They're On To Us

The BBC haven't missed a trick when it comes to Horn-mania and are keen to advise to panic-stricken public all about it. Remember guys, you saw it here first.

"'Egregious overuse and inappropriate use' of throwing the horns" - Who, us?

Where The Pan Began...

A bitter night in early 09. Get your fookin pans oooot!!!

Up first its Stocky's Andy Clarke and he certainly does enough to win over Fred Durst on the judges panel. Tweak control.

Wirral transplant yoleewilliams! reminds us all why he's had 3 photos in assorted BMX media publications over the years. Let's make it 4!

Take your headphones out and listen spazzer! It's table-time not tuck-hour.

Not you as well Loz? Jesus guys can we please just try and get it right once!

Cowlick Kid

John the Feebz before he tried styling an indie barnet and started stealing girl's knickers. Soiled knickers.

i-Kiln

Granny Hands snaps Granny Jumper.

Bad Brighton Bummer

Yoleewilliams! with the Eye of the Tiger. Too little, too late i'm afraid for his lacklustre BMX career. But wait...

Wowzers, wank that badboy! A sign of life in one of Manny's grimmest locations. Sweet pop...now where's Noble?

Salt Lake Mosh

Loz claims not to be too bothered by BMX but we all know he has a soft spot for everyone's favourite BMX funnyman, Matt Beringer. Where's the horse head? Mega rofl lolz!!!

Slightly Banked Bonk

Despite a six storey roof drop to slant, Gaz's wig still didn't budge an inch.

Clarky falls short on the Really Ruben Wallride. Pollo Loco! Muy Muy.

Back in Black! Waller with a high voltage turbo(negro) rock boost. Nice shorts, Krankie!

Sam, your boost Shook Me All Night Long. Much hornage.

Like The Good Old Days

Last week we brought you the release of Sean Kingston's new album along with his new toned look. Well, here's how he did it.

clarke-snipe-pocket-didge-skill-snaps

Gore rips this concrete gem a new mother-frickin asshole. Dope Man!

Lady Gazza rushes in to sew the gaping rectum right back up. Nearly as dope man!

Bunnyhops disguised as airs are the order of the day for Larry T. Where's your head at?

Group stop and stare at B-Dizzle's air. The more you horn the higher he goes!

'Togo Team Bus Attack' getting in a few practice airs before flying out to HB Headquarters for his eagerly anticipated air-off duel with K-Rob. The Condor judging, can't wait.

Look Who's Back!

New album, new image but same old Kingston, guy.

Oooh 'Ello

Mudguard Mulisha

Spotted The Clarke's vespa locked up outside the Apollo (Motorhead again?) last night and couldn't resist a snap of his custom piss-flap. Nice work.

Manchester Fashion Network

Gidge popped by St Anns the other night on his way to catch Voodoo Glow Skulls on the Warped Tour (hear they rocked, Gidge?). Tommy was a bit annoyed as he and his white jeans had no one to go to the Euro discotheque with.

Mike And The Kwik-Fit Fitters

Almost forgot to mention that amid all the jumpbox choas at Wakefield last Saturday, Paul Carrack (of Mike and the Mechanics fame) was seen getting his lurk on. Asked what he thought of current BMX gayness he replied "How long has this been going on?". Too long, Paul.

All Moshed Out

Just been to see Sean and as you can gather he's pretty cut up about it.

Wake Up And Leave

Away day to Wakey Stunt Arena last Saturday. Fun was had, somehow.

Shorts n shins getting ready to go big then go home.

Wowzers! No messing from DJ Tits Out. Clarky throws some appreciative horns

Not to be outdone, Venezuelan born Danny Dhers flew in for some Dew Tour prelim action. Group horns this time.

Gore-nna Rip Yer Head Off

"Smother me in your massive upper body" is a request Tommy often gets from the ladies of South's saturday night disco.

Rusholme Ruffians

Keep up Josh! What is he even filming anyway? Kit-Cars?

Having had enough of filming nothing, he has a breather whilst Leo's Fish Bar shifts his considerable mass around some sign or other.

Hanky Pan-ky

Thoughts of 'doing a Yeagle' before dropping in were quickly dashed after seeing the photo. Less Brian, more Billy (Dexter).

Minimalist Macc Man

Barney adopts the same approach to his air time as he does his music taste - MINIMAL. The most Noble-esque caption yet, YET!

Bacup Coconutters

Burnley away day tomorrow, hope we don't bump into this Firm on the way. Even Danny Dyer didn't have to balls to meet them.

Macc the Knife

Hangover Tommy? Peperami should sort it.

John Hall's brother, Paul, met us down there and did a few vander-rolls.

The fisheye lens is lost on Sam who tries to squeeze into this snap. Silly boy!