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“Don't use the Buffet and leave out the ice!”

Reviewed 26 January 2013 NEW

This was my first experience of Milan and will most likely be my last. Booked at the last minute - I know guys, "you can't be spontaneous these days without paying the price blah blah. Anyway, me and the lady were in high spirits as we touched down at Milan Bergamo and after a cramped 4 hour coach journey from the airport, the streets of Milan were playing catwalk to his and hers creased garms.

"Don't worry, babes. Tomorrow is another day and all that. Lets go check out the hotel buffet and get an early night." Famous last words I thought as I was keeled over in hot sweats and stomach cramps during a spot of retail therapy whilst frantically searching out the nearest public toilet. Made it...just!
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Jim Davidson's Trick Shot (no kiddies).

Nasal Romp or Beak Bash - The Clarke. 

"Hey Dak, check my sit down rail! Like it pls" - Tommy G.

"Chase (D and H!!) I know you're on Instagram so just 'like' my sit down rail PLS. Call yourselves teammates?" -   Tommy G.

"Ripped chinos again so just blasted it in me keks! Safe." - Leo M.

Red Bull: Round Up 2012

"Bitches, Babes n Honeyz, the bikin bringz ma moneyz" - Bas Keep

"We're really doing iiiiittttt!!!!!" - Keep of Faith 

Andy Clarke. Highest points tally on our Mean Streets live blogging xtreme-avaganza XXxxXX.

The UK's highest placed entry into our Ramparanoia event, Larry Taylor. See you on Mars next year! 

Tommy Gunn - Down n Dirty 2012.

Location, Location, Location

Hey HYDEians, 

Me, Gidge and 'the Girls' headed out on the boat at the weekend. Abersoch is really beautiful at this time of year!

Hope you guys enjoy the video!

Thanks
Sean

Never Mind The Bollards!

Dear Gareth

Here at arealgoodhydeing we like to give a little back to you guys who help make it all possible. Just last week we received this letter asking for advice on all things job-related:

Hello Sir or Mrs,

I am Leo an ave just lost me job down on the site. It was alright and learnt loads ov new skills. However the ovva day I got laid off dint I gaffa said it was cos work was dryin up. Think hes a bit ov a bullshitter tho.

Anyways ave bin lookin for a job everywhere but not avein much look.

Can you help?

Safe

Leo M

Hey Leo! Have you checked out the Skills Centre?

No?

Earning and Learning? Everyone's Happy!

Panorama: The Great Care Home Scandal

X-Rated Xtravaganza XxSamXxXWallerxX

"Eh, make sure ye get me style and t'new forks n'all" 

 "Straight legs n little feet, pal. Tyre hardly gonna buzz is it?"

"Want me do an X-up icepick on't barrier, like?"

For Sale

For Sale: One Lambretta '67 with all the classic trimmings you'd expect from Stockport's original 'face'. Kept clean throughout and runs like a dream. Mix with combats, a sharp pair of dessies and The Who blaring down your earphones and you'll be in Brighton in no time.

P.S. No stupid offers and no tyre-kickers

Cheers, Clarky.

Keep The Faith

An Audience With...Mr Chips

 "I've heard he's pretty blue, Tony, right mucky 'umour. Best not bring Julie, eh?"

 "Great time had by all. A must see. Five Stars" - The Sport

 "Made me laugh so much I had another glass of water!" - Andy Clarke

Heroes welcome - fully deserved.

"Don't you find comedy is the ultimate aphrodisiac? Now let us dance, child."

HOW TO: Benches with Loz Taylor

This week we invited former-Federal BMX extraordinaire and part-time eco-warrior, Larry Taylor, to share a few tips on Bench Riding. Plastic, wood, metal, concrete or even a memorial bench, this guide will see you right.

"My favourite benches are plastic. They are just brill. I found this one at dinner whilst tucking into my mung bean and lentil wrap. Yummy."

 "Don't be scared to spend a long time practicing on those benches. My friends used to call it training when I did it but who got hooked up with Seventies and where are they now! Practice pays..."

"Don't let a bit of rain put you off! Again, the more you ride the better you get. I'm getting free bike stuff so it was definitely worth them wet sessions."

"Try not to be stiff landing tricks as this will lessen the impact of your style. Baggy clothes and big beanies are useful to disguise any stiffness. Failing that, try weed."

"Weed and speed is all I need!"

 "The money shot! And just remember to remember that practice makes better the more you perfect it."

 "Thanks for looking, guys. Be sure to check Vimby for my new edit Amazonian 'Andrails dropping in a few weeks. Now where's my flapjack....?"

WhErE kOoL kAtZ B kOoOol

The 100 Club, London?

  

Studio 54, New York?

The Hacienda, Manchester?

Nah mate, real Katz be all up on them ladies at Chic in Birmingham. Aaaaaah,  Freak Out!

Men Of The World (And a Kilt)