7.30PM. We catch up with the lads at the start of the night at a local curry house. Many Brits will go for a curry at some point during a heavy night of drinking in the hope that it will reduce the effects of alcohol.
11.30PM. Alcohol levels in the group are already way above the national recommended average and it looks as though a couple of the lads are already struggling to stay on their feet.
12.15AM. The emergency services respond to around 15,000 alcohol related incidents around the UK every Friday and Saturday night. After 12 pints, 3 Jaegerbombs and a pitcher of rum, Josh is not responding well to another reveller hogging the limelight on the dancefloor.
2.45AM. Despite drinking continuously for almost 8 hours the group show no signs of slowing down and its back to Sean's for a karaoke session. Lets just hope this keeps them out of any trouble.
Oh boys, won't you choose something off me? how about a starter and a few more refreshingly cool Cobra lager beers while your at it.
ReplyDeleteNa mate I,ll stick to the normal lark, Korma, balti, madras etc. Sizzlers are for cunts. Oooh everyone look at me with the loud scran and 50 extra ales looking like a pure nonce.
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