Grab your trunks, de-steam them goggles and dust of them veruca socks, as we dive into the deep end of Manchester's piss-pool and sink a few cool ones with some of its more colourful characters.
"Eh up, its Liam Gallagher isn't it? Definitely Maybe can I have a photo with ye? Gary, hurry up and tek one will ye?"
Mancunian urban street poet...great lad blah...knows 'is roots and blah done good blah...still time for us little guys blah blah..our Alan used to taxi him..blah blah...
"Just fuck off with the Liam/Noel/Oasis shit, can I have a photo shit. No you can't. FUCK OFF!!"
"We are The Fall and we are from the First World."
"Broke the bloody seal now ant I."
"I look at it as a service i'm offering to couples. The fact is that often a threesome can actually strengthen a couple's relationship. Might just knock around here for a bit and see if these two are pissed enough to say yes."
The morning after the morning that was before the night of the morning after.
No one ever wants a photo with me...
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