Sunday 25 April 2010

clarke-snipe-pocket-didge-skill-snaps

Gore rips this concrete gem a new mother-frickin asshole. Dope Man!

Lady Gazza rushes in to sew the gaping rectum right back up. Nearly as dope man!

Bunnyhops disguised as airs are the order of the day for Larry T. Where's your head at?

Group stop and stare at B-Dizzle's air. The more you horn the higher he goes!

'Togo Team Bus Attack' getting in a few practice airs before flying out to HB Headquarters for his eagerly anticipated air-off duel with K-Rob. The Condor judging, can't wait.

Look Who's Back!

New album, new image but same old Kingston, guy.

Thursday 22 April 2010

Oooh 'Ello

Mudguard Mulisha

Spotted The Clarke's vespa locked up outside the Apollo (Motorhead again?) last night and couldn't resist a snap of his custom piss-flap. Nice work.

Manchester Fashion Network

Gidge popped by St Anns the other night on his way to catch Voodoo Glow Skulls on the Warped Tour (hear they rocked, Gidge?). Tommy was a bit annoyed as he and his white jeans had no one to go to the Euro discotheque with.

Friday 16 April 2010

Mike And The Kwik-Fit Fitters

Almost forgot to mention that amid all the jumpbox choas at Wakefield last Saturday, Paul Carrack (of Mike and the Mechanics fame) was seen getting his lurk on. Asked what he thought of current BMX gayness he replied "How long has this been going on?". Too long, Paul.

Wednesday 14 April 2010

All Moshed Out

Just been to see Sean and as you can gather he's pretty cut up about it.

Wake Up And Leave

Away day to Wakey Stunt Arena last Saturday. Fun was had, somehow.

Shorts n shins getting ready to go big then go home.

Wowzers! No messing from DJ Tits Out. Clarky throws some appreciative horns

Not to be outdone, Venezuelan born Danny Dhers flew in for some Dew Tour prelim action. Group horns this time.

Friday 9 April 2010

Gore-nna Rip Yer Head Off

"Smother me in your massive upper body" is a request Tommy often gets from the ladies of South's saturday night disco.

Rusholme Ruffians

Keep up Josh! What is he even filming anyway? Kit-Cars?

Having had enough of filming nothing, he has a breather whilst Leo's Fish Bar shifts his considerable mass around some sign or other.

Tuesday 6 April 2010

Hanky Pan-ky

Thoughts of 'doing a Yeagle' before dropping in were quickly dashed after seeing the photo. Less Brian, more Billy (Dexter).

Minimalist Macc Man


Barney adopts the same approach to his air time as he does his music taste - MINIMAL. The most Noble-esque caption yet, YET!

Friday 2 April 2010

Bacup Coconutters

Burnley away day tomorrow, hope we don't bump into this Firm on the way. Even Danny Dyer didn't have to balls to meet them.

Macc the Knife

Hangover Tommy? Peperami should sort it.

John Hall's brother, Paul, met us down there and did a few vander-rolls.

The fisheye lens is lost on Sam who tries to squeeze into this snap. Silly boy!