Panorama: The Great Care Home Scandal

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"Eh, make sure ye get me style and t'new forks n'all" 

 "Straight legs n little feet, pal. Tyre hardly gonna buzz is it?"

"Want me do an X-up icepick on't barrier, like?"

For Sale

For Sale: One Lambretta '67 with all the classic trimmings you'd expect from Stockport's original 'face'. Kept clean throughout and runs like a dream. Mix with combats, a sharp pair of dessies and The Who blaring down your earphones and you'll be in Brighton in no time.

P.S. No stupid offers and no tyre-kickers

Cheers, Clarky.

Keep The Faith