Readers Horns Pt1

We love the horns and here is your chance to show us that you do too!

First up is Michael Gidgeybrand of Irlam who spotted these bus stop horns whilst halfway through his walk of shame. Bloody blokes love bloody booze! Don't they?

Back when Poynton's Andy Barton used to opererate as Manchester's premier pissed-up-antics-capturer he was often flashed either titty or horns. Here's a big-headed baby horning off.

Same night, different bunch off piss cans. Horned out of their mind.

Chief town lurk spot also plays host to other lurk groups, namely the Town Hall Taxi Klan. 'Tariq the Taxi' captures these two tourists in a snap they'll never forget. Cheers Tariq, keep them coming.

Gore Bike Check

Tommy was so chuffed about his new set-up he even borrowed a shirt from Noel Edmonds for the photo. So, who's the banker then?


DJ Togo was SEARCHING for the perfect soundtrack for the photoshoot. Little did he know what was going down in the yard below...


First, Cheeky blighter Home Malone shows us one gargantuan tyre. Does it rub?


Up next is the seat and more specifically the poor angle of it. Stock horns for a stock angle me thinks.

Where's Rourkey?

I know where i'll be next Wednesday. Watching "the Manc-union of rock star bassists playing their first hometown gig". Although if it's bass related names they wanted...

Bass in the place
Bassically Bass
Bass of Spades
Bass busters
Bass face
Homebass
Quad-bass
Big big bass
Rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble (thanks warren)
Bassed out
Outer bass
Lost in bass
Big black bass-tard

To name but a few. But Freebass? Come on guys!

They're On To Us

The BBC haven't missed a trick when it comes to Horn-mania and are keen to advise to panic-stricken public all about it. Remember guys, you saw it here first.

"'Egregious overuse and inappropriate use' of throwing the horns" - Who, us?

Where The Pan Began...

A bitter night in early 09. Get your fookin pans oooot!!!

Up first its Stocky's Andy Clarke and he certainly does enough to win over Fred Durst on the judges panel. Tweak control.

Wirral transplant yoleewilliams! reminds us all why he's had 3 photos in assorted BMX media publications over the years. Let's make it 4!

Take your headphones out and listen spazzer! It's table-time not tuck-hour.

Not you as well Loz? Jesus guys can we please just try and get it right once!

Cowlick Kid

John the Feebz before he tried styling an indie barnet and started stealing girl's knickers. Soiled knickers.

i-Kiln

Granny Hands snaps Granny Jumper.

Bad Brighton Bummer

Yoleewilliams! with the Eye of the Tiger. Too little, too late i'm afraid for his lacklustre BMX career. But wait...

Wowzers, wank that badboy! A sign of life in one of Manny's grimmest locations. Sweet pop...now where's Noble?

Salt Lake Mosh

Loz claims not to be too bothered by BMX but we all know he has a soft spot for everyone's favourite BMX funnyman, Matt Beringer. Where's the horse head? Mega rofl lolz!!!

Slightly Banked Bonk

Despite a six storey roof drop to slant, Gaz's wig still didn't budge an inch.

Clarky falls short on the Really Ruben Wallride. Pollo Loco! Muy Muy.

Back in Black! Waller with a high voltage turbo(negro) rock boost. Nice shorts, Krankie!

Sam, your boost Shook Me All Night Long. Much hornage.

Like The Good Old Days

Last week we brought you the release of Sean Kingston's new album along with his new toned look. Well, here's how he did it.