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“Don't use the Buffet and leave out the ice!”

Reviewed 26 January 2013 NEW

This was my first experience of Milan and will most likely be my last. Booked at the last minute - I know guys, "you can't be spontaneous these days without paying the price blah blah. Anyway, me and the lady were in high spirits as we touched down at Milan Bergamo and after a cramped 4 hour coach journey from the airport, the streets of Milan were playing catwalk to his and hers creased garms.

"Don't worry, babes. Tomorrow is another day and all that. Lets go check out the hotel buffet and get an early night." Famous last words I thought as I was keeled over in hot sweats and stomach cramps during a spot of retail therapy whilst frantically searching out the nearest public toilet. Made it...just!
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Hey HYDEians, 

Me, Gidge and 'the Girls' headed out on the boat at the weekend. Abersoch is really beautiful at this time of year!

Hope you guys enjoy the video!

Thanks
Sean