Jew Tour Prelims - MCR

1ST PLACE
Harry Main


2ND PLACE
Ryan Nyquist


3RD PLACE
Gary Young


4TH PLACE
Rob Darden

Barca-ttack

Clearly influenced buy Rueban A-la-carte, Euro Squad fully embraced the splat-wallride vibe whilst on vacation. Here's Clarky's attempt - ooof!

His many years of experience on Bones' quarter-to-quarter death ride meant Tommy was able to handle this urban version with ease. No one attempted to Holmes brother's infamous under/over though.

The Murray brothers (pre-wheelchair) take time out from the NBL practice to choo-choo some pannies.

Young JEavesy

When not dishing out heavy beatdowns on those who don't comply, Josh also finds time to throw some pretty urban shapes. Killer Kamo Kredentials!

A fitting tribute to one of WWF's forgotten heroes - Doink the Clown.

Me Gusta Los Horns

Talk to the Horn 'cos the face is moshing!

Sean decided to give Barca a miss so he could catch Airbourne rock out Jilly's Main Room. Silly boy, if he'd checked his tour dates he could of watched them with us in Barca.

Last night dinner at Hard Rock Cafe and can't hold back any longer. Must've caught a glimpse of Kim Thayil of Soundgarden's mounted axe. Heeeeyaaahhh!

Catalan Cock Crew

Surprisingly, this wasn't the only naked man we saw whilst sat in this spot...and he certainly wasn't the biggest either.

Still worth a team shot though. Sam not quite as comfortable with him as Clarky you'll notice.

Euro Squad: In Our Own Words

A sure-fire bestseller from Faber & Faber, In Our Own Words seeks to explain Euro Squad's meteoric rise to BMX fame and their just as sudden fall from grace. Featuring interviews with all the original members and an introduction by Higher Poynton's John Hall, the book seeks to provide complete closure on the split of one BMX's most notorious gangs.

Clarke Capturer/Captioner

Skinny Dan Hunt curling one out in Poyntons toilet back in April 09.

Not Long To Go Now

World Cup my arse!

Ting Tang WALLER WALLER Bing Bang

Sam sent me this pic from when a few of the Rockstar guys turned up at Platts' for a brief session before heading over to the LG Action and Urbanity Festival at The Urbis. Think this is Rampworx local Sam 'the helmet' Ward. Regardless, its horns from me!

Headless oppo-panno attack from some daft cunt.

Still struggling with the pans Loz? Its in the hip twist. And yes Barry, he does need some airs.

Tree boost jammin' salmon at dusk...it can only be that same daft cunt as before.

Longsight Pitt Bull Crew

It's Warm. It's Wednesday. Where better than Longsight Library!

Give it some Sam. Dirt Brothers steez ya! Get me doing one.


Little early that one. Try again.


Nice capture, i'm really boning it dude.

After all that i'm a tad peckish, fancy a snackdown?


Good choice Sam. Beats Street Spice every time.

Salfordian Slider

Lurkin on the edge of Broughton a few of the lads were surprised to see Steve Cram topping up the fitness levels after a heavy Bank Holiday boozer. I'd still fancy Gebrselassie any day though, Steve.


Clarky had seen enough and Pat Juliff'd the dub set for a laaarf.


Only kidding, Clarky was just warming up for this super slippy slider. I'd also like to congratulate him on hooking up with Alien Nation. This dude deserves it.


Hard to tell if Sam is giving Clarke's rail a thumbs up or down. Hobbit thumbs.

Tell It How It Is

You first.

Yeah fuck the lot of 'em! That includes you NCP.

Readers Horns Pt1

We love the horns and here is your chance to show us that you do too!

First up is Michael Gidgeybrand of Irlam who spotted these bus stop horns whilst halfway through his walk of shame. Bloody blokes love bloody booze! Don't they?

Back when Poynton's Andy Barton used to opererate as Manchester's premier pissed-up-antics-capturer he was often flashed either titty or horns. Here's a big-headed baby horning off.

Same night, different bunch off piss cans. Horned out of their mind.

Chief town lurk spot also plays host to other lurk groups, namely the Town Hall Taxi Klan. 'Tariq the Taxi' captures these two tourists in a snap they'll never forget. Cheers Tariq, keep them coming.

Gore Bike Check

Tommy was so chuffed about his new set-up he even borrowed a shirt from Noel Edmonds for the photo. So, who's the banker then?


DJ Togo was SEARCHING for the perfect soundtrack for the photoshoot. Little did he know what was going down in the yard below...


First, Cheeky blighter Home Malone shows us one gargantuan tyre. Does it rub?


Up next is the seat and more specifically the poor angle of it. Stock horns for a stock angle me thinks.

Where's Rourkey?

I know where i'll be next Wednesday. Watching "the Manc-union of rock star bassists playing their first hometown gig". Although if it's bass related names they wanted...

Bass in the place
Bassically Bass
Bass of Spades
Bass busters
Bass face
Homebass
Quad-bass
Big big bass
Rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble (thanks warren)
Bassed out
Outer bass
Lost in bass
Big black bass-tard

To name but a few. But Freebass? Come on guys!

They're On To Us

The BBC haven't missed a trick when it comes to Horn-mania and are keen to advise to panic-stricken public all about it. Remember guys, you saw it here first.

"'Egregious overuse and inappropriate use' of throwing the horns" - Who, us?

Where The Pan Began...

A bitter night in early 09. Get your fookin pans oooot!!!

Up first its Stocky's Andy Clarke and he certainly does enough to win over Fred Durst on the judges panel. Tweak control.

Wirral transplant yoleewilliams! reminds us all why he's had 3 photos in assorted BMX media publications over the years. Let's make it 4!

Take your headphones out and listen spazzer! It's table-time not tuck-hour.

Not you as well Loz? Jesus guys can we please just try and get it right once!

Cowlick Kid

John the Feebz before he tried styling an indie barnet and started stealing girl's knickers. Soiled knickers.

i-Kiln

Granny Hands snaps Granny Jumper.

Bad Brighton Bummer

Yoleewilliams! with the Eye of the Tiger. Too little, too late i'm afraid for his lacklustre BMX career. But wait...

Wowzers, wank that badboy! A sign of life in one of Manny's grimmest locations. Sweet pop...now where's Noble?

Salt Lake Mosh

Loz claims not to be too bothered by BMX but we all know he has a soft spot for everyone's favourite BMX funnyman, Matt Beringer. Where's the horse head? Mega rofl lolz!!!