Wednesday, 24 October 2012

An Audience With...Mr Chips


 "I've heard he's pretty blue, Tony, right mucky 'umour. Best not bring Julie, eh?"

 "Great time had by all. A must see. Five Stars" - The Sport

 "Made me laugh so much I had another glass of water!" - Andy Clarke

Heroes welcome - fully deserved.

"Don't you find comedy is the ultimate aphrodisiac? Now let us dance, child."

HOW TO: Benches with Loz Taylor

This week we invited former-Federal BMX extraordinaire and part-time eco-warrior, Larry Taylor, to share a few tips on Bench Riding. Plastic, wood, metal, concrete or even a memorial bench, this guide will see you right.

"My favourite benches are plastic. They are just brill. I found this one at dinner whilst tucking into my mung bean and lentil wrap. Yummy."

 "Don't be scared to spend a long time practicing on those benches. My friends used to call it training when I did it but who got hooked up with Seventies and where are they now! Practice pays..."

"Don't let a bit of rain put you off! Again, the more you ride the better you get. I'm getting free bike stuff so it was definitely worth them wet sessions."

"Try not to be stiff landing tricks as this will lessen the impact of your style. Baggy clothes and big beanies are useful to disguise any stiffness. Failing that, try weed."

"Weed and speed is all I need!"

 "The money shot! And just remember to remember that practice makes better the more you perfect it."

 "Thanks for looking, guys. Be sure to check Vimby for my new edit Amazonian 'Andrails dropping in a few weeks. Now where's my flapjack....?"

Sunday, 21 October 2012

WhErE kOoL kAtZ B kOoOol


The 100 Club, London?
  
Studio 54, New York?

The Hacienda, Manchester?

Nah mate, real Katz be all up on them ladies at Chic in Birmingham. Aaaaaah,  Freak Out!


Men Of The World (And a Kilt)










Starlight Express


What was it? Gone in a flash, a fleeting glance into another world...say you saw it too?

It couldn't be, could it? It would all make sense THEN!!!

IT IS!!! They have arrived people! Managing to blend yet stand out, speeding as if light yet freezing time for those close by, a perpetual, rolling paradox. 

 Secured mine and Rebecca's tickets already. Do whatever you can, beg, steal or borrow. This is your bucket-list!!!

P.S. I've heard Andrew Lloyd Webber is a bit mental, like, but has a massive dick. Just sayin.

Sunday, 14 October 2012

Mancuuuuuunian Paaaaaaarteh!!!

Grab your trunks, de-steam them goggles and dust of them veruca socks, as we dive into the deep end of Manchester's piss-pool and sink a few cool ones with some of its more colourful characters.

"Eh up, its Liam Gallagher isn't it? Definitely Maybe can I have a photo with ye? Gary, hurry up and tek one will ye?"

 Mancunian urban street poet...great lad blah...knows 'is roots and blah done good blah...still time for us little guys blah blah..our Alan used to taxi him..blah blah...

"Just fuck off with the Liam/Noel/Oasis shit, can I have a photo shit. No you can't. FUCK OFF!!" 

"We are The Fall and we are from the First World." 

"Broke the bloody seal now ant I." 

 "I look at it as a service i'm offering to couples. The fact is that often a threesome can actually strengthen a couple's relationship. Might just knock around here for a bit and see if these two are pissed enough to say yes."

 The morning after the morning that was before the night of the morning after. 

eBay Seller Confessions

The wonderful and frightening world of the ebay...



Men's? Big mistake you say? No refunds, pal. Sorry.


Yeah...you're mental. 


No. You? 


Jonny Fat Knees.... 


You know what they say about men with wide 
feet...they struggle with narrow shoes. 


They might...but it's a handbag! 

Wednesday, 10 October 2012

I've Gone 3D Guys!


 As i'm sure you are all aware by now (isn't social networking great, guys?) Master Gunn has got a new toy. Yep, that's right he's joined the big boys, like our mate Joe Simon, and got himself a 3D Sony techpiece. Don't be surprised to see him rocking cardboard glasses at the next Nando's sit down.

Two dimensional turndown from Shotgunn. Not sure even 3D could disguise such poor technique (the photo or the trick?) though!

Tuesday, 9 October 2012

Sunday, 7 October 2012